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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa and Banta are two fictional characters and they are well known in Indian especially in Sikh community. Santa and Banta Jokes are reasons for cackling, laughing and giggling. Santa and Banta Jokes are normally available in Hindi, Urdu or Punjabi language, however the popularity of Santa and Banta jokes has forced English Writers to write in English as well.

Jan ager mein mar gaya tu

'Santa apni wife se:
Jan ager mein mar gaya tu tum kahan raho gi?
Wife: mein a....'

Now i know whyar

'Santa : Now i know why those
women on Fashion TV are so thin….
.
.
.
.
. ....'

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Santa makes call 2

'Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??

Rece....'

Santa Sharab Pikar

'Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SH....'

oye! nahi jaane doonga

'santa- "i m going" ka kya matlab hota hai?


banta(khub soch ke)- "me ja rah....'

Prithvi Tabaah Hojaygi

'Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
Sab jeev nasht hoja....'

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Santa tampering the ATM

'Santa: Yesterday the police arrested me for tampering with the ATM.

Banta: W....'

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya

'Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off....'

Tu Mirror K Samne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai

'Santa Mirror and Padayi
Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai.....'

Santa Jyotish kay paas kundli dekhne gaya

'Santa :Jyotishi key paas kundli dikhane gaya:
Jyotish-Tera naam Santa hai ?.
....'