Kisne Chaand par pehla kadam
'Teacher: Kisne Chaand par pehla kadam rakha tha ??
Last Bench Student: Neil Armstrong
Teacher: Aur Doosra ?
Last Bench Student: Hadd karti ho madam , wo langda thodi tha
Doosra kadam bhi usne hi rakha tha
Teacher Shocks , Last BencherRocks'